nice horoscopes on my birthday

[Psycho Man]

regular one from msn.com:

The day ahead gives you some answers you've been waiting for. Unfortunately, the answers are not what you had hoped. Recently, Schmoegurt, you may have been optimistic about a potential partnership of new business undertaking. You can expect some disappointments. The best way to remedy the situation is to pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and make some new strategic decisions.

"love" one from msn.com:

Sometimes all it needs to restore your love life to its former glory are one or two really good ideas. Today's plametary influences could provide just the inspiration you need, from a book, video, or even an overheard conversation. Your lover will be delighted with the whole new slant on things, as it will improve your relationship in many exciting ways. So what are you waiting for?

one from bolt.com:

You know what your problem is, Bull, and you know how to solve it -- but you aren't motivated. Could you actually be enjoying this angst?

those are nice wtf is up with that

[Lucky Kitten]

horoscopes are funny

they seem to fit from time to time when you read them the day after they are meant to be read

mostly, they are horse shit

I have a feeling at some point you smiled today maybe even with a small chuckle at something someone said or sent you in hopes of making today a little brighter than yesterday for you.

and that at least one of your friends is supposed to be majoring in english but for some reason tends to only type internet messages in the form of runon sentences and misspellings

i love you moosey. you will forever been my lil craig. i hope you got something you wanted today

[Psycho Man]

yeh, i just read horoscopes because sometimes they are funny, and i get bored, there are two of my friends at school who can always make me smile, all they have to do is smile at me, which shows that they realize that i'm alive, and that makes me happy, and yes i did get what i asked for, new drumheads, since my old ones are three years old, that's a long time for drumheads, and two new cymbals

[Psycho Man]

lol, this is mine for today from bolt.com

You can do no wrong today, Taurus. You walk on clouds and smile moonbeams.

[Lucky Kitten]

wow, our horoscope for today actually fits me

first time for everything i guess ;D

[Psycho Man]

lol, yep